TO SOME IT WILL ALWAYS BE A MYSTERY

The mainstream media is now apparently taking show suggestions from anyone with a computer. I almost choke on whatever I'm eating when I hear some network anchors: (Matthews, the other guy on MSNBC who used to play baseball or something-McEnroe!-no, no that's not him-same ratings tho, similar show style....Olberman! "Countdown"(to one viewer.) The lunacy coming out of the blogosphere (where I am one of the only sane ones) has been finding its way onto the airwaves everywhere from ABC to NBC to Fox to CNN (who still thinks the election is too close to call!) This is the electronic vote stealing theory where Karl Rove, the embodiment of all things evil, hacked the system and had the contest rigged in Ohio and everywhere else they used electronic voting machines unless Kerry won-those machines are fine. We here at this blog are not going to actively disprove this theory because its been done for us by John Kerry's lawyers and because Bush won the popular vote by over 3 million votes and I (unlike the producers of network new shows) believe that "news" shouldn't come from {w w w. Bush put a chip in my brain. c o m } This a product of the rubber room left frothing at the mouth at Bush's victory consoling themselves with elaborate lies. Air America and the internet-two institutions with minimal fact checking-have been the primary springboard for the latest black helicopter. But lets give all the credit to those crazy bloggers: No one listens to Air America. Has anyone noticed liberals never loose elections anymore, they're always stolen from them. This is like an eight year old kid who lost a basketball game screaming that the game wasn't fair, or he only lost because he was tired. We've all done things like this but there's a time to grow up. So as not to face the fact that the American people didn't elect them, the far left has created a world in which they're ideas never loose. Better yet they never even have a chance to win! Since the game is rigged the left is always the hapless victim of history and entirely immune from criticism or self examination. Similar to many of their constituents the democrats are living their motto "Blame Someone Else!" No one just plain fails in life anymore, politically or personally; it is always the fault of rich white men huddled in a smoke filled room somewhere pulling the strings and stacking the odds against us. We are all victims living in the wealthiest country on earth where the poorest among us are fat, drive cars, collect government checks, and finance pricey drug and alcohol addictions. It is in many ways more profitable to be poor than some evil rich person paying confiscatory taxes. By the way that evil top 1 percent is the reason why the poor can live like kings compared to the way they do in any other nation. We are off topic but not really. This is the thesis of all the conspirators: the game is fixed so don't play, and if you do and fail to accomplish things-it will never be your fault. It is the fault of an immoral society. The injustice is all around just waiting to be claimed and warn as a mark of pride by those who delight in excusing themselves from any real self examination. Slavery is the reason the African American out of wedlock birthrate is 70%. The poor are a result of corporations-try to make sense out of that one! And of course Halliburton is pillaging the earth, the Carlyle group is running the world. Dick Cheney is a reptile. John Kerry didn't loose because he was a horrible candidate silly, he lost because Karl Rove and the Masons hacked into the computers. Americans are just crazy about 12 yr olds having abortions without parental consent just like the Democrats are. They only voted for Bush because they hate gay people! It was Jim Bob from the trailer park that propelled Bush to victory-or Karl Roves army of cyber fascists-or the New World Order. It can't be that a party of rotten ideas and unelectable candidates tends to loose elections. As the networks beat this dead horse because reporting on things like say...the war are dangerous and difficult, remember that history isn't a series of planned events to which we all witless reactionaries. It is our story... Like it or not.